Some more stupid shit about me

I can't wear black and brown together
I can't wear ballet flats with jeans
I eat the carrot first out of salads
I crave apple juice when i'm hung over
I drink lemonade and bitters way too much at work
I never kiss and tell
You would never expect my room to look like what it does
I own way too much stuff
Every morning my dog billy and my kitty sleep in with me
Babys crying is probably the most painful noise in the world
People tend to think I'm really dumb, I'm actually not
When I was in grade 5 I was sent to a special learning school because
I was too smart for my own good
I'm a sucker for punk and acoustic covers of old songs
I think my dad is probably the coolest guy ever
And my mum is probably the most genuine lady i have ever met
I crack really explicit and r rated jokes
Annie and the secret garden are two of my favourite movies ever
People don't really ever get me
I'm not really scared of anything or anyone